AESTORN DEFEATS JOSEPHTAN;
A WIN FOR THE WORKER
A massive victory for modern conservatism was achieved today in the form of our candidate, Aestorn. After nonbias independent vote counters removed the unfair votes of the Liberal (un)Democratic party candidate Josephtan it was revealed that the Constructive heavy weight candidate took the trophy home. Despite massive attacks from left wing RNN regulars, constructivist heavy weights have stayed diligent in their duty to investigate and uncover the full extent of the biggest scandal since deflategate. The fake news RBC and RNN are neglecting to mention that there is an independent committee of vote counters as we speak staying up late hours in the CON electoral office pounding coffee and boofing redbulls recounting votes with the hopes of one day making more in their monthly wage than that of a vietnamese child in a sweatshop. Aestorn is the candidate for the NWA, he is the candidate for the Constructivist party. Recently an independent ally of the Constructivist party who goes by the name of Pink Sheep found what is to believed to be over 500 uncounted votes lodged inside of a bloodstained toilet paper roll just south of the Laurennia/ Ostermeer border.
Location of scuffed ass stolen votes
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We will continue our fight. As long as there is a red C next to the name you know there is a man fighting the good fight against the radical left wing agenda. Because like a great man once said "We shall heal our wounds, collect our dead and continue fighting."
Diplomacy Minister elect Aestorn engaging with the underprivileged white youth of the region.
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