(BOX) Long time New Western Atlantic member and former candidate for immigration minister has made a baffling return to the region after a long anticipated return to the grandest region. Big Hoss, also referred to by his allias "Big Hoss The Trucker" has put his wife and sick son asside to "Take Back The Senate". We caught up with Mr Hoss today outside of a second hand electronic store this past Tuesday and he had this to say about his return. "Yall seen how that boy Calponia went and lost us that election? Wouldnt have happened if your boy Hoss was in town. Theres a storm cummin libtards and that gas staton sushi aint sittin right". We are extremly excited to launch an episode of 59 minutes which airs tonight on BOXTV where we talk about the senate hopefuls life post COVID and the struggles he's faced with his sexual identity.
"Its been a rough year, what with goddamn Biden and all. Losin' my rig was just the start of it. Around May of 22 my shingles really started to get the best of me and I had to take off work and get a side job runnin jig lines for Mullins plumbing." Mr Hoss cited his faith in "sweet little baby jesus in the manger" for getting him through his tough time during furlough. "And then once mama got sick and the trailer got condemned it was just like the lord was punishing me like New York's Air Quality. But then I got a call from my old friend Trade Federations who invited me back to the NWA. And then I knew, its time to trade my plunger in for a pen" We are absolute beyond excited to run this unbelievable patriot for our senate campaign in August. We are very confident that he can win over the hearts and minds of EVERYBODY in the New Western Atlantic. "Mark my words we are running him" said Con Party Leader Trade Federations
CON Leadership vows to "Run The Hog"
As if being the blue collared man of faith wasn't enough, the CON leadership is 100% on their intent to run Hoss under the alias of "Big Hoss The Plumber" in late 2023. But the mood took a somber turn during a donor dinner yesterday evening at the local Longhorns when Senate Hopeful Big Hoss broke down and dropped a bombshell.
"Its been a tough year" Said Hoss, holding back tears. "I lost my rig...and my 14 year old coon hound Shella...I caught her in the doghouse with a Rottweiler." It was certainly a humbling moment as we saw dozens of donors approach the podium to pray with our knight of a candidate. "I just wonder you know...What she was thinkin...what would her mama think. caught sleepin around with one of them."
This prompted a very strong and powerful conjoining speech from Hoss in which he condemned the Lib Dem party and what they have done to the New Western Atlantic and vowing to enact strict laws against interracial breeding.
Hoss will be holding a 2nd donor campaign funded town hall style dinner at the Arbys on 673 St at the corner of Elm and Taylor.
"Its been a tough year" Said Hoss, holding back tears. "I lost my rig...and my 14 year old coon hound Shella...I caught her in the doghouse with a Rottweiler." It was certainly a humbling moment as we saw dozens of donors approach the podium to pray with our knight of a candidate. "I just wonder you know...What she was thinkin...what would her mama think. caught sleepin around with one of them."
This prompted a very strong and powerful conjoining speech from Hoss in which he condemned the Lib Dem party and what they have done to the New Western Atlantic and vowing to enact strict laws against interracial breeding.
Hoss will be holding a 2nd donor campaign funded town hall style dinner at the Arbys on 673 St at the corner of Elm and Taylor.